A kim dziś?
dzis jest mi smutno. Buddzie nigdy nie jest smutno.
albo: dzis juz nie jestem Budda, bo ilez, kurwa, mozna?
Smutno? Fiordy opuszcza i smuci?
moze jakas inna religia w takim razie? ;)"COMPARATIVE ANALISIS OF WORLD RELIGIOUS PHILOSOPHIESAgnosticism : Maybe shit happens and maybe it does not.Atheism : Shit happens for no apparent reason.Baptist : Shit happens, but we never talk about it.Buddhism : If shit happens, it is not really a shit.Calvinism : Shit happens, because you do not work hard enough.Christian Science : If shit happens do not worry, it will go away on its own.Confucianism : Confucious says "Shit happens".Cultism : Shit does not happen. Dutch Reform : Shit happens to everyone else.Hare Krishna : Shit happens. Shit shit. Happens happens. Rama rama. Om om.Hedonism : When shit happens, enjoy it.Hinduism : This shit happened before.Islam : If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.Jehovah Witness : Let us in and we will tell you why shit happens.Jesuitism : If shit happens and nobody hears, did it really make a noise?Judaism : Why does this shit always happen to us?Lutheranism : If shit happens, have faith and it will stop happening.Mormonism : This shit happened before and it is going to happen again.Paganism : Shit is the part of the Goddes too! Protestantism : If shit has to happen, let it happen to someone else.Rastafarianism : Let's smoke this shit.Roman Catholic : Shit happens, because you are bad.Scientologism : Feces occur.Seventh Day Adventism : Shit happens every day but Saturday.Stoicism : So shit happens. Big deal. I can take it. Taoism : Shit happens.Zen : What is shit?"
Piękne. Zwłaszcza świadkowie Jehowy i Rastafarianie:))btw - strasznie smutno wypadają, zauważmy, katolicy.Ja bym dodała do tego zestawienia:Booconism: why do you think that shit happens?;)
i Bjankizm: Lets pretend - there is no shit;i Scarletts O'Harism: Lets think about this shit tommorow:)))
i Czyżyzm: Lets make it double...;)
Bjanizm mi sie najbardziej podoba:)))
A kim dziś?
OdpowiedzUsuńdzis jest mi smutno. Buddzie nigdy nie jest smutno.
OdpowiedzUsuńalbo:
OdpowiedzUsuńdzis juz nie jestem Budda, bo ilez, kurwa, mozna?
Smutno? Fiordy opuszcza i smuci?
OdpowiedzUsuńmoze jakas inna religia w takim razie? ;)
OdpowiedzUsuń"COMPARATIVE ANALISIS OF WORLD RELIGIOUS PHILOSOPHIES
Agnosticism : Maybe shit happens and maybe it does not.
Atheism : Shit happens for no apparent reason.
Baptist : Shit happens, but we never talk about it.
Buddhism : If shit happens, it is not really a shit.
Calvinism : Shit happens, because you do not work hard enough.
Christian Science : If shit happens do not worry, it will go away on its own.
Confucianism : Confucious says "Shit happens".
Cultism : Shit does not happen.
Dutch Reform : Shit happens to everyone else.
Hare Krishna : Shit happens. Shit shit. Happens happens. Rama rama. Om om.
Hedonism : When shit happens, enjoy it.
Hinduism : This shit happened before.
Islam : If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Jehovah Witness : Let us in and we will tell you why shit happens.
Jesuitism : If shit happens and nobody hears, did it really make a noise?
Judaism : Why does this shit always happen to us?
Lutheranism : If shit happens, have faith and it will stop happening.
Mormonism : This shit happened before and it is going to happen again.
Paganism : Shit is the part of the Goddes too!
Protestantism : If shit has to happen, let it happen to someone else.
Rastafarianism : Let's smoke this shit.
Roman Catholic : Shit happens, because you are bad.
Scientologism : Feces occur.
Seventh Day Adventism : Shit happens every day but Saturday.
Stoicism : So shit happens. Big deal. I can take it.
Taoism : Shit happens.
Zen : What is shit?"
Piękne. Zwłaszcza świadkowie Jehowy i Rastafarianie:))
OdpowiedzUsuńbtw - strasznie smutno wypadają, zauważmy, katolicy.
Ja bym dodała do tego zestawienia:
Booconism: why do you think that shit happens?
;)
i Bjankizm: Lets pretend - there is no shit
OdpowiedzUsuń;
i Scarletts O'Harism: Lets think about this shit tommorow
:)))
i Czyżyzm: Lets make it double...;)
OdpowiedzUsuńBjanizm mi sie najbardziej podoba:)))
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